One day I was sitting in my house and I was really thirsty. I didn't have anything to drink in the fridge because I was a dummy. Then I got an idea. I screamed "HEY KOOLAID!!!!" at the top of my lungs. All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man came crashing through my wall and he said "OH YEEEAAAH!!!" but with an EVIL DEMONIC VOICE!!! But it was probably just a glitch. Real life was being pretty glitchy today. I hope they update it soon. ANYway, the giant pitcher of Kool-Aid spoke. He said "I AM EVIL SATAN DEMON BLOODY DEBBIL KOOL AID MAN!!! OH YEAH!! OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!". Another weird glitch. He poured me some Kool Aid out of his head. Looked like fruit punch flavor, but when I drank it, it was actually BLOOD!!! Not just any blood, but HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!! And since this was real life, the blood was even MORE REALISTIC than real blood!!! HOLLY KRAPOLA!!! Before he left my house, he said "CAN I AXE YOU A QUESTION???" and then he HIT MY FOREHEAD WITH AN AXE AND I DIEDED!!!
The end...
Or was it???
When the Cool Ayde Mann was done sucking all my blood to give to the next poor unsuspecting fool as Fruit Punch, he left my hause. My bauhaus, that is. But I left the Tee Vee on and all of a sudden an episode of SploogeBorb came on!!! PATRIXXX saw my DED body dripping hyper super turbo charged mega realistic BLOOD straight from his side of the Tee Vee. He knew what he had to do. He jumped out of the Tee Vee, breaking the screen (Aww jeez at least it was a crappy TV but still) and using his magical undersea powers, he brought me back to life. He said not to tell EVIL PATRIXXX!!! (Lightning strike and a little girl screaming in the background) or else he would kill me!!! So he jumped back into the TeeVee and magically it was working again. But the day wasn't saved... because EBIL SAYTAN 666 Cool Aideee Mann was still at large... and PATRIXXX the underwater savior couldn't save everyone.... There could still be so many dead people dripping REALISTIX blood out there just because they just wanted a Kool Ade... )-;
SEVERAL YEARS LATER...
I was watching some news when I heard that EBIL KREPPY KOOLAID had been arrested 4 lyfe dawg... I thought this meant I could get kool add the safe way since there's only the REAL kool aid Mann out there now... Oh how wrong I was. I shouted "HAY KOOL AID!!!" But instead of KOOLAID man, A SKELETON POPPED OUT THEOUGH MY WALL AND SAID THIS:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PI- Oops wrong OOOOH. I meant to say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAASASAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
AND IT AOUNDED TEN MILLION TIMES MORE DEMONIC THAN WHEN DEBBIL KOOLAID SAID IT!!!!!!! Even the part where he screwed up his line!!!!
To be continued... AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT